Wake Up and Smell The Brylcreem...Janes Sunday Sermon

Wake Up and Smell The BrylCreem... Janes Sunday Sermon

Picture this...

A bunch of old, grey haired, mostly paunchy men sitting at a long conference table face to face with another set of similar looking souls with similar characteristics talking and looking deadly serious. You could smell the brylcreem emanating from them.

What were they discussing? Women's health care and contraception.

Now there's a picture that will imprint on the minds of women everywhere.

Where were they discussing this?

In the halls of the US congress, if you can believe that.

The Three women at the long conference table walked out.

"Where are the women? “They asked, as they left this undistinguished group of brylcreemed men with egg all over their face.

Good question. The women were absent from the testifying table as was the sanity of the brylcreemed crew.

We are in the 21st century.

We have a bunch of men in control of our government who think it is just hunky dorey to try to interfere and deny health care to women if they decide it is immoral or unnecessary or too expensive.

"Who do they think they are" women are asking all over America?

The reply... "A Bunch of Frustrated, byrlcreemed, a little dab will do ya hoods with nothing better to do with their time."

These are people who belong back in the 18th century where beating your wife was a private matter, where rape was a husband's prerogative and women were portrayed as hysterical.

There is nothing that will galvanize American women, in a heartbeat, as much as a bunch of men they neither know nor elected trying to control their lives.

On Friday, one of these old, grey haired men with a paunch proudly announced on CNN in an Interview with Andrea Mitchell that:

“Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives,” Foster Friess said. “The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.

You should have seen the look on Ms. Mitchell's face when she heard that. Shocked would not begin to capture it.

When she recovered from that remark she managed to get the words out.
“Excuse me, I’m just trying to catch my breath from that, Mr. Friess, Let’s change the subject.”

Foster Friess is the 71 year old Wyoming multi-millionaire backing the presidential nomination bid of Rick Santorum.

But it is not just Foster Friess, or Rick Santorum that are way out on a limb here. There is not one Republican presidential candidate supporting health care for women. Not one of them. They all back the radical steps taken by the Susan Koman foundation. They all want to shut down Planned Parenthood. They all support Republican state laws defining personhood according to them and outlawing contraception. Health care? It Depends on what you mean by that word when it comes to women.


American Women were, for so long, without the Vote in the US. Their pay at work, for the same jobs is lower than men's, even now and, if  they can be kept barefoot and pregnant and ill, the Little dab will do ya gang will have won the day and once again consolidated their power against women. Frankly, I think you will find that, in the 21st century, women will take a shower, wash the brylcreem off and vote the bums out. But hey. You never know.

Ladies! Wake up and smell the brylcreem. A  little dab will do ya is about to be your undoing.

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Jane Mark  runs an online Advertising agency and provides full coverage health care for her employees-men and women  ->   http://jammarketinginc.com/